so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!
the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier
“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.
Aries: He looked at her with venom on his tongue. She never knew she’d ever be stung. When he rose above her, the spark in her grew. No one could ever do what he was going to do to her that night. So she pushed and she screamed and she brought her anger to the surface. Hewill never treat me this way.
Taurus: Your warm body was a fortress for his soft words. The kisses on your neck made you stay with him, but you knew come morning you would have to go. He begged and pleaded at your feet, so you let him in and oh how right you were in doing so.
Gemini:
Her words came tumbling out of her plump pink lips and with every laugh the boy was lured in. He longed to run his thumb across the mouth shy of quiet, and kiss it shut.
Cancer: You lay by him on the prickly grass, though you don’t mind. The dark sky and bright stars engulf you into a soft bed of love. He turns and admires you, you turn and say How come the moon isn’t the sun?
Leo: He adored you though he never showed it, so you snapped your finger three times and left him in the snow. Your mom said he was a catch but you shook your head, no one will ever have the privilege to my temple without a price.
Virgo: She read her book by the foggy window while he adored her from his chair. After months of watching he finally approached, and started playing with her hair. Days past and she slowly let him in, loving wasn’t easy, but she could try.
Libra: They slow danced all night and stared into each other’s eyes, but before he could get her name, she slipped away, into the stars. Ever since that night, when his imagination comes out to play, she is in his dreams, whispering those sweet words she used to. He can’t catch her, she is a butterfly in a rainstorm.
Scorpio: She looked down at the ground while swinging on the children’s play set. His silhouette grew closer in the dead of the night.They swung together and admired the stars, he pushed her hair back, no one will ever know. They may have still been children, but their love was not childish.
Sagittarius: She ruffled his hair, his head was on her lap. They laughed until they couldn’t control it. No picnic or date could compare to when they were sitting at home on a rainy day, making pb&j and playing video games. A childish love it was, but deeply did they love.
Capricorn. He often scolded her for her straight face, and to his surprise, he even made her laugh a little bit.He asked hr to a movie, they were nervous when the time approached, she interlocked her pinky with his, she had a soft smile on her face, but never looked. Maybe he had a chance after all.
Aquarius: Her detached nature made her wander the streets sometimes. They met at a 24/7 coffee shop with pain in their hearts, they will never be able to fix the broken pieces, but maybe he can help her grow a new heart.
Pisces: The psychedelic party lights were a constant, her head pounded but she kept going as if she were invincible- until he saw her bloodshot eyes staring at a flask outside of the party. He loved to stare into her waterfall eyes, and to sew her heart back to normal one piece at a time. Sometimes it was telling her he saw all the stars and moons in her eyes. He wasn’t lying, it was true. Their love was deeper and more personal than any of their other one night stands.
“Hiiiiiiii! :D!!!!! How ’s everything???? Looook, i brought u chocolates, ‘cause i know you’re very exhausted by the tests!!! Want to talk? Ooooh! Give me a hug x3!”
NiFe (INFJ):
“Are you okay? What’s going on? What happened? Oh, come on, that’s not true, and you know it. And that’s because of this, and that, and […], and… and you’re awesome, and I love you so much.”
Nefi (ENFP):
“Oh, yeah… i know… i really understand you… but you know? THAT’S NOT TRUE! You’re pretty f*ck*ng awesome!!! >_<!!! Come on, i was also like you, but… but there is a way out, don’t give up! I swear i understand you, and you’re going to overcome it! I’ll be with you!!”
FiNe (INFP):
“Oh… i know… i understand you perfectly… it hurts a lot, but… *hug* let’s go, everything will be okay, you’ll be fine, of course you’ll be. It’s hard, it’s so complicated, but you can with this… You and me, we’ll be fine, because i’ll be with you.”
most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
